bloodbending:

there’s always that one person where you’re like “i literally hate every opinion that comes out of your mouth”

(via breathe-inpink)

doll-intestines:

This strikes something within me

(Source: tuileries, via seriousfreak)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay, via spaghettihos)

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

(via sleepingwithsideburns)

(Source: morningprints, via heyimrichel)

uisforuche:

madeupmonkeyshit:

leonardo dicaprio trunt up

ayeeeee! eff em up sahn!

uisforuche:

madeupmonkeyshit:

leonardo dicaprio trunt up

ayeeeee! eff em up sahn!

(Source: puertoricanpocahontas, via uglierer)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(via icarlyslut)

snorlaxatives:

i want to live in a world where peoples appearance is directly based on their personality so like if they are sweet and kind they get to be hot but if they’re assholes then they get to look ugly

(Source: snorlaxatives, via heyimrichel)

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

(via icarlyslut)

rneerkat:

when you win a spelling bee you should get an apostrophy

(Source: rneerkat, via fake-mermaid)

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet his name is joe

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet his name is joe

(via icarlyslut)

rawritsali:

castiel-2y5:

amp9ra:

louheart:

sadstagram:

YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL

unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot

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(via alonelyrose-intimeandspace)

streetbeast:

Antoinette Kalaj